Welcome to my Life, bitches.

Hello world. This is The General Ass, or Foxtrot as some may know me as. Well, I'm here today to start blogging. I have no censor. This blog is where I will complain and plot and be the asshole I am. I hope you enjoy reading about the average dull life of an ass.



For starters I will tell you about myself. I am a Sophomore in college living in co-ed dorms. My roommate is a whiny immature bitch, and the suitmates love to yell and party all night. I am the only man in this group. Why they did it like this I do not know. I hate it though. I mean, A man among loud, disgusting girls. All have been deemed unfuckables. I always thought men were pretty bad in the bathroom, pissing all over. But no. Women are terrible. They bleed every month, leaving all their shit out for people to see and smell. Fucking blood on the toilets. I do not want that. We have one sink. Full of their dirty dishes. Aren't women supposed to be cleaning them? Guess not. Lets give these roommates some names.

First off, the bitch I share a room with. I'll call her Gwen. She is about 250lbs with a mustache. Her hair is badly dyed a piss blonde and short beyond belief. If it wernt for the saggers on her chest, I would have thought her a man.

Now there are two girls in the other room. I'll call them Nigger and Sara.
Nigger is loud. Nigger is black. Nigger is bipolar and will not take her meds; she sells them instead. She likes to use the kitchen (like a good woman should) but she makes fried chicken every week. And that shit is nasty.
Sara is a skinny bitch. She is the most tolerable of them all, but she quite enjoys playing with the A/C. Her perfect temperature is 85*......bitch have you been outside? It is 95* out...I would love to come inside to a nice place to cool off. But no. Got to come in and sweat some more. Sara is also loud. Nigger and Sara love to yell when they talk. Until about 2 in the morning. They have their nigger friends over all the time and blast their rap music. The neighbors love to put notes on our door complaining about the noise.

There is one person living next door to me who I have become quite good friends with. I'll call him Joe. Joe is the lucky bastard. His roommates consist of another dude, a decently hot chick, and an average chick who knows how to cook, but she is a deaf bitch so nobody really talks to her, but damn bitch always tries to talk to us. I have applied many times to switch rooms. They don't care. I'm stuck with 3 of the most disgusting, noisy, terrible bitches on the whole entire campus. How do I deal? There is a reason I am called The General Ass. And here is where it will all begin. Enjoy you little fucks.